The Many Inspirations of Mr. Timothongo

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:50:34 -0400

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:45:48 -0400

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red-lipstick: Jugend - Das Neue Strahlen, 1896. Jugend was a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:25:43 -0400

red-lipstick:

Jugend - Das Neue Strahlen, 1896. Jugend was a late 19th century German cultural weekly publication.

sexualfrustrationmama: we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no”...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:24:07 -0400

sexualfrustrationmama:

we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no” for an answer so that girls who learn to say no, who already say no, who’ve been saying no can feel like it’s even a viable option that’ll have an effect in the first place

dogs420: why would you ever even need that much...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:55 -0400

dogs420:

why would you ever even need that much broccoli

Lawlz. Broccoli.

katkinkat: forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:09 -0400

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:53:49 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:07:31 -0400

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

Skip It Commercial (Full Version) - YouTube

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:56 -0400

Skip It Commercial (Full Version) - YouTube:

If you didn’t have one of these as a kid, I feel bad for you…

bloomplague: “We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus!...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:36:33 -0400

bloomplague:

“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. ”

-Charles Bukowski

"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet,..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:55:00 -0400

““The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.””

- Alan Watts (via isolatedinhungerland)

I hate it when I don’t have Internet. #photoshoot...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:46 -0400

I hate it when I don’t have Internet. #photoshoot #photography #photoshop #firstworldproblems #flowers #nostalgia #dreams #gay

This one's for the fangirls and boys:

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:35:16 -0400

durnesque-esque:

(Inspired by this post)

YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!

NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!

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likeafieldmouse: Laura Letinsky “Much of Letinsky’s work...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:50 -0400

likeafieldmouse:

Laura Letinsky

“Much of Letinsky’s work alludes to human presence, without including any actual figures. For example, in the Morning and Melancholia (c. 1997-2001), and the I Did Not Remember I Had Forgotten (c. 2002-2004) series, Letinsky seems to document the aftermath of a sumptuous gathering or dinner party. Faded flower petals intermingle with empty glasses and crumbs of food on partially cleared tables, often covered with a white linen that bears the mark of spilled wine.

As alluded in the title Morning and Melancholia these scenes are often filled with a fresh, clear light, as though one is viewing from the perspective of the morning after, what the host failed to clean up the evening before. However, the title of the series itself is a reference to an essay by Freud, Mourning and Melancholia, which discusses the human response to loss.

The title I Did Not Remember I Had Forgotten also has a literary source; it refers to a line by St. Augustine, commenting on memory, ‘One would never say I did not remember I had forgotten.’ Letinsky responded:

‘I was thinking, No, that’s not right! Actually, I felt I had just come to this moment where I did not remember that I had forgotten, and it had to do with music. I’d gone for three years without listening to music. I would drive in the car and I would want silence, or I would listen to talk shows. Then for some reason I began listening to the radio, and some of the CDs I had around, and it was almost like drinking water after being really thirsty. I took such pleasure in it. Somehow, I did not remember that I’d forgotten to turn on the music.’”

invisiblechickens: read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:38:20 -0400

invisiblechickens:

read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.

: Parenting: When you do it right

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:32:14 -0400

: Parenting: When you do it right:

imbrittsimpson:

This is my Aunt Jess and her two babies, Dommie and Coley.

Aunt Jess lets her boys decide who they want to be and what they like. As a result, it’s okay that Dommie’s favorite color is purple/pink, even his binkies have to follow suit!

And when the State Fair ran out of pink sunglasses, Dommie reluctantly settled for pink flowers

And, instead of making a mockery of Dommie’s preferences, Aunt Jess didn’t even bat an eye at her son’s non-normative color preferences.

And, it’s even okay for Dommie to like purple AND wear necklaces!

Dommie is also allowed to choose his own toys.

And he gets to choose how to dress and how to keep his hair!

And Aunt Jess lets Dommie indulge any activity/hobby he is interested in, even the more effeminate ones such as…

1) Creating masterpieces

2) Playing masterpieces

But, this isn’t Aunt Jessica’s way of “having the girl she wasn’t blessed with,” because she allows Dommie to engage in more typically male activities, such as:

1) Hunting (not gathering)

2) Surviving in the wilderness

3) Showing his masculinity/toughness at billard halls

4) Exploring/Conquering nature

5) Playing an instrument that is a panty dropper

6) Playing a video game where you play a panty-dropping instrument

7) Keeping the order/peace

8) Saving Lives

9) Risking his life in extreme sports

10) Risking his life in combat with his brother

11) Being an athlete

12) And, of course, driving (and not stopping for directions)

So, it should be no surprise that, when Dommie asked to be a “purple sparkly princess” for Halloween, my Aunt obliged. And it should also be no surprise that she lets him love Justin Bieber. When people criticized Aunt Jessica for “letting” Dommie be a princess, she responded with the simplest fuck you in the world: “He wanted to be a princess. Why wouldn’t I let him? Don’t you want your children to be happy?” Essentially, she responded to hate with this:

And as for everyone worried my aunt’s “immoral” parenting will ruin Dommie, well…

I’d say he’s doing pretty fucking well.

elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:13:19 -0400

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.

THIS.

Gosh this

shapeyoursmile: havocados: emorenita: why aren’t these being...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:29 -0400

shapeyoursmile:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

There are a few of those ‘movement series’ actually, I wouldn’t know their names but still.. Could always come in handy..