having a crush on someone who is dead set on not dating is probably the most annoying thing ever
having a crush on someone who is dead sucks too
June 2013
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
When my dash gets slow I don’t try to find any new, cool blogs. I go like 854 pages into my blog and look through it. I forget most of the stuff I’ve blogged and know I will like everything I read.
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL
YEAH ME TOO
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you


